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1. |
Never leave a fellow Ski Bum behind |
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2. |
First fall of the day buys the first
round |
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3. |
Drop something off the chairlift...buy
a round |
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4. |
Keep an eye on your fellow Ski Bums in
the woods |
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5. |
Leave your stuff back at the room or in
the car...buy a round |
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6. |
Never pay full price for a lift ticket |
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7. |
Never buy the first round |
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8. |
Never follow Ray |
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9. |
Follow Ray if he says so |
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10. |
Have fun |
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11. |
To have bragging rights for the last
run, you have to ski all day, all week |
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12. |
If you're not having fun, you're not
skiing hard enough |
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13. |
If you had beans for dinner, you go
last |
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14. |
Don't eat the yellow snow |
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15. |
No matter what Glenn says, he doesn't
know where the hell Jake's at the Lake is! |
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16. |
Never sleep in on a powder day |
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17. |
If you're 15 minutes late...buy a
round. Half hour late...two rounds. An hour or more...buy dinner + 2
rounds |
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18. |
Never believe "Eddy's Moguls" about how
good a mogul run is |
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19. |
The one who skis the most has the most
fun |
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20. |
If you pull a Hollywood...you buy a
round |
